   Dark times are upon the galaxy. The evil and opressive *Stuff Empire* rises to power, led by the *Kinda Emperor*. Not everyone is happy with it of course, so there are also those who call themselves *The Resistors*, that try to destroy it from inside. However, now their cause seems to be lost, as the *Stuff Empire* completes the creation of their flagman-destroyer-wunderwaffe-thingy *"Desu Star"*./n
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   An honorable space pirate, *John "Luke" P. Hard*, manages to steal plans for the *Desu Star*, and while under no immediate threat from the Empire, gives it to *The Resistors*. After that becomes known, evil *Sort Of General L. W. Pear* of the *Stuff Empire* captures John's sister *Aonya*. He plans to erase her memory, change her name, convert her into /n *Some Kind of Dark Religion* and then marry her./n
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   Now *John "Luke" P. Hard* on his ship *"Dragonfly"* and his trusty companion *Bob S. Kick* on *"Horrible Scream of Star Fury"* join *The Resistors* raid on the *Desu Star* in hope of hitting its weak point - the giant glowing red bulb that, acording to plans, activates self-destruction sequence when shattered. While *The Resistors* fleet provides distraction, *John* and *Bob* try to sneak past the forces of the *Empire* and finish the job.../n
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   /cFF3030tl;dr/cFFFFFF - you are a *space pirate* fighting the *Stuff Empire* to destroy *Desu Star* and free your sister from *Sort Of General*.

